Perfect woman for me

I really have found the perfect woman for me in Liz. It is hard to find someone who is loyal, sweet, loving, supportive and heartless. We were out Friday night at a Shmimprov show and someone was ranting on the train platform next to the theater when we went in. Apparently they, or someone else, decided to jump in front of a freight train. At the time everyone else was all sad, but Liz and I both just thought it was terribly inconsiderate to inconvenience so many other people when you kill yourself. We both pretty much agreed that you are an idiot to get hit by a train, read her opinion for yourself.

Oh and she cooks too.